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Sunday, February 2, 2014

A Prelude to a Pessimist

I really hate introducing myself. I never know what to say. I mean do I just straight up say "Hey I'm Opal, I'm an Aries, and I feel like my life's going to shit?" How about "My name is Opal Everett and I'm turning to the internet in hopes that I'm not crazy?"
See, none of that sounds right to me at all.
So. Hi. My name is Opal, I'm withholding my age, I'm of the fairer gender, and there's a giant black dog stalking me that only I can see!
That didn't seem quite right either, but it gets the point across.
Guess that's it for now....

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